Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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