Im at strip club and am horny
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Still dying that you shit outside
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i out mim tonsoeep
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