They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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