Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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