Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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