No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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