You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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