Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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