i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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