Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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