awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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