New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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