turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
It's not a walk of shame if you run
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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