So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Best friends brother. Beat that.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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