we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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