Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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