Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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