TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
What a dumb baby whore.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
