im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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