I looked at my own cervix.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Randomize
