a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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