My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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