I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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