If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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