One girl and one boy is just not enough.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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