Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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