So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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