hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
