I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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