I wannas sexs uuuuu
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Four minutes until I can fart!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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