i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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