Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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