Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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