You can't special order awesome
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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