Its about making memories worth repressing
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
