Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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