so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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