toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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