"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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