I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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