Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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