Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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