he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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