Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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