How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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