She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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