i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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