Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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