Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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