check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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