yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
be right there i have to get my cape
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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